The Totally Tabuki Dating Sim

penguindrum | среда, 30 ноября 2011

Скриптовый перевод аудиодрамы "Tabuki-san no Darake Otome-game" от gg. На английском, естественно.

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The Totally Tabuki Dating Sim

RINGO: Alright! Let's start up the computer and search through the sea of the internet to find some tips to seduce Tabuki.

RINGO: Hmm... "Catch his attention by acting a little /naughty/."

RINGO: "Naughty" isn't really what I'm going for though. I think a good-girl approach is probably better.

RINGO: "Top 10 Actress Waifu Picks"

RINGO: Number 1 - Yuri Tokikago!? No, no, no way! I can't take it!

RINGO: Huh? What's this?

RINGO: A new game?

RINGO: I'm not really that into games, but the glasses logo kinda reminds me of Tabuki––SOO CUTEEE!

RINGO: I can't hurt to try it out.

RINGO: Maybe it'll give me some new ideas.

GAME: Pure Love - Leave it to Tabukiiiiii!

RINGO: W-What is this? "Pure Love - Leave it to Tabuki"? There are so many Tabukis!

RINGO: Oh, it's a Tabuki romance simulator. This should prove useful!

RINGO: All of the characters are Tabuki?

RINGO: Hrm, "Regular Tabuki."

REGULAR TABUKI: "I'll be your homeroom teacher from now on. Biology is suuuper interesting! Let's work hard and learn together!"

RINGO: Aahhh~ Wonderful~ If Tabuki taught at my school, I could see him every day!

RINGO: I wonder what "Delinquent Tabuki" is like?

DELINQUENT TABUKI: You skip class to come 'n find me? You sure like poking your nose in other people's business. This is the perfect spot for bird watching. Let it be our secret.

RINGO: Aahh~ He's such a bad boy with his shirt unbuttoned so you can see his wild bird t-shirt! SOOO COOL!

RINGO: Alright! Student Council President Tabuki!

STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT TABUKI: You're saying that I, the student council president, have unfashionable glasses? Then why don't you pick out a new pair for me. If you don't mind.... coming with me that is...

RINGO: Huh? But Tabuki's glasses are fine the way they are!

RINGO: But, then again, Tabuki looks so cute when he blushes with that strict face.

RINGO: Wow, there really are a lot of other Tabukis.

RINGO: Oh, "if you finish some routes, hidden characters will be unlocked!"

RINGO: Alright! I'll use this game as a dry run!

RINGO: LET THE GAME BEGIN!

RINGO: Ooh, "Please select a Tabuki to date."

RINGO: Hmmm... With Butler Tabuki he'll always be around me and take care of me...

RINGO: Or Doctor Tabuki who gives off an adult aura?

RINGO: AHA! I can't piiiiickkk~

RINGO: But, you know, I really wish I could have met Tabuki sooner!{by this she means she wishes she were closer in age}

RINGO: So, in the sea of the same school, with Tabuki being a few grades above me!

CLASSMATE TABUKI: Watching love together! The refreshing classmate Tabuki roooooooooute!

TABUKI: Good morning, Oginome! It's a lovely day again today. Perfect for morning practice!

RINGO: Good morning Tabuki!

RINGO: Oh no, Tabuki, you've got bed hair again! Just stand still for a sec.

TABUKI: Uh, ah, Oginome, you're embarrassing me. But... thank you. I guess I'm kind of lucky that my hair was a mess.

RINGO: Huh? Why? It's all fixed now. By the way, where is everyone? If we don't start practice soon, we'll run out of time.

TABUKI: S-Sorry!

RINGO: Huh?

TABUKI: Actually... I lied when I said we had practice this morning.

RINGO: Wha?! B-But, didn't you send me a text last night? "Districts are coming up, so I think we should practice tomorrow morning too." I even brought the brand new binoculars you picked out for me and everything.

TABUKI: I-I always have mine with me too! But... That text last night... it was a lie so I could be alone with you. I thought I'd be at ease in the clubroom surrounded by wild bird paraphernalia so I could finally tell you how I really feel about you.

RINGO: What are you talking about, Tabuki?

TABUKI: I-I-I... I-I-I want you to be my little bird! Not anyone else's, b-but mine alone! I want to watch you forever! Ah! Look! If I peak through the binoculars you look so huge!

RINGO: Being watched so much is embarrassing! But! I'm so happy! I've been waiting for you to say that for ages!

RINGO: You're right! If I peep through the binoculars like this, I can even see Tabuki's pores!

RINGO: AHAHA! AWESOME! Tabuki in a school uniform! His face as he squints, with his mouth open in amazement as he looks for wild birds! Gazing intently at each other all alone! This is awesome! BEST. GAME. EVER.

RINGO: Which Tabuki should I go after next?

RINGO: Ack! My nose is running.

TABUKI: Deploy onto the battlefield of love! It's the Medieval Warlord Keiju Tabuki routeeeee!

TABUKI: The dawn of the battle is drawing close. I must keep my glasses near my pillow as to not misplace them.

RINGO: Lord Tabuki, please wait! Please, do not go to war! Already a great many soldiers have... If something were to happen to you, Lord Tabuki, I-I-I–...

TABUKI: Lady Rin! Calm yourself. Behold my helmet!

RINGO: That's– What is it?

TABUKI: It is my beloved helmet, called Mont Blanc!

TABUKI: It is forged from the belief in surviving the many trials of the life of a warrior will lead to sweet paradise like this helmet.

TABUKI: Won't you understand?

RINGO: What a lovely helmet! I cannot help but be entranced! But, Lord Tabuki, I cannot live without you!

TABUKI: Fret not, I will return alive. I will wear this helmet, so wait for me.

RINGO: Lord Tabuki! When you wear that helmet, your head looks almost like a po- soft-serve ice cream! How elegant!

RINGO: I understand. As the wife of a warlord, I am prepared. I, Lady Rin, will ride with you Lord Tabuki!

TABUKI: Lady Rin!

RINGO: Come! Prepare matching armor and a helmet for me by morning!

RINGO: I shall unfailingly protect my Lord Tabuki!

TABUKI: Lady Rin! How steadfast you are! I cannot help but be entranced!

RINGO: Lord Tabuki, please take me with you!

RINGO: THIS IS WAR! WAR! LETS RIDE!

RINGO: Tabuki is pretty hot in a kimono, but stinky, bloody battles don't really fit his image.

RINGO: Let's go after another Tabuki!

TABUKI: The stocks of love are rising! The Competent CEO Tabuki routeeeeeeee!

RINGO: Pardon my intrusion.

RINGO: Mr. Tabuki, you called?

TABUKI: Oh, sorry Oginome. I just had something I wanted to ask you, my secretary.

RINGO: What is it, Mr. Tabuki? Is it about the TOB yesterday?

TABUKI: I don't care about the TOB anymore. Oginome, I want you to look at me as a man!

RINGO: Mr. Tabuki! This is so sudden. What is the meaning of this?

TABUKI: There's nothing sudden about it! I've always been thinking about you, not as your boss, Oginome, but as your White Knight! I want you by my side!

RINGO: Ooh Mr. President! But, Mr. Tabuki, you're engaged to the [heiress to] the Tokikago cabal!

TABUKI: A loveless political marriage? No thank you!

TABUKI: I don't care what happens to Tabuki Holdings!

TABUKI: I've always loved you, my secretary!

RINGO: Sir! No! Tabuki! I feel the same way!

RINGO: OMG! TABUKI IN A SUITE AND TIE IS LIKE THE HOTTEST THING EVER! Then we'll throw away our social status and fate and fly away on the wings of love!

RINGO: Ehehehheehehehehehehehe There are still so many Tabuki's leftttt!

RINGO: O-Oh no I'm gonna get hooked on this.

TABUKI: I will mold your love! The Sushi Chef Tabuki routeeeeeeeeee!

TABUKI: Welcome! I'll make 'ya my special Mont Blanc sushi!

TABUKI: Have a taste! And then the thing I want to mold most, Ringo, is you.

RINGO: Oh Tabuki, even though you're clumsy you have the heart of a true artisan.

RINGO: I'd love it if you would mold me~

TABUKI: I'll give you a fabulous night! The Bespectacled Host Tabuki routeeeeeeee!

TABUKI: Tonight, at Super Duper Mont Blanc, I'm gonna open a bottle of Don Penguinon just for you, Ringo.

TABUKI: I looo~oove you! {protip: this is what hosts actually sound like}

RINGO: Oh, but Tabuki you're only drinking soda!

RINGO: But I won't hold it against you, even with that weird hairdo and sparkley suit and your silly bird hobby~

RINGO: No wonder you're number one.

RINGO: Oh, what's this? I unlocked a secret character without realizing it?

RINGO: Way to go Ringo! I wonder what kind of Tabuki is next.

SHOMA: Stop fighting! It's your

KANBA: childhood friends,

SHOMA + KANBA: the hot twins rouuuutteeeee!

RINGO: Hnnnggg, Tabukiii~

SHOMA: Ringo! Hey Ringo! Hurry and get up! Geez, Ringo you've always been bad at getting up on time even when you were little.

KANBA: He's right, Ringo. We always have to come and wake you up in the morning!

KANBA: Oh? You're finally awake?

RINGO: Ughhh... Huh? HUH!? What's going on? WHY ARE YOU TWO HERE!?

KANBA: What, did you forget your friends who've known you since you were a baby?

SHOMA: She must still be half dreaming.

RINGO: I AM NOT! You're my "childhood friends"?!

RINGO: Don't tell me the secret character WAS YOU TWO!

RINGO: Oh this sucks. I AM NOT AMUSED.

KANBA: "Secret character"? What are you on about? If you won't wake up the ENFORCEMENT BRIGADE WILL GET YOU!

RINGO: H-HANG ON! Don't touch me there!

KANBA: OW!

SHOMA: Quit it, bro! You too, Ringo. Hurry and get up.

RINGO: Whyy do you two have to show up even in my gameee?

KANBA: First "characters" now "game" what on earth were you dreaming about?

SHOMA: More importantly, what about the school dance tonight?

RINGO: What? What dance?

SHOMA: Have you... decided who you're taking, Ringo?

RINGO: Who am I taking?

KANBA: She really is still half asleep.

KANBA: The dance is where pure love couples come together––It's our school tradition.

KANBA: Why don't you come... with me?

RINGO: What? I don't know what the hell tradition you're talking about.

SHOMA: No fair bro! I told you I was gonna ask her!

KANBA: You snooze you lose. You're always too slow.

KANBA: Come on Ringo, I'm the better choice, right?

SHOMA: No way, I can't leave Ringo alone with a playboy like you, bro!

SHOMA: Ringo, won't you go to the party with me? What do you say?

RINGO: Like I said, cut it out! Stop talking to yourselves!

KANBA: You're not getting off that easy! Ringo, who do you choose to go to the dance? Me or Shoma?

SHOMA: Come on Ringo, we're not little kids anymore. We'll understand. Pick me or bro.

RINGO: NEITHER, I want to experience pure love with Tabuki!

RINGO: WHERE IS TABUKI!

TABUKI: Huh? How'd I get here?

TABUKI: Oh, it's you three! Morning!

RINGO: TABUKI!! You came after all!

TABUKI: Woah woah! Why the hug all of a sudden? Ringo, what's wrong?

RINGO: Tabuki save meee!

RINGO: These disgusting pervert brothers have been harassing me all morning!

SHOMA: Ringo! That's uncalled for!

KANBA: Tabuki has nothing to do with this anyway!

RINGO: I'm playing this game to get it on with TABUKI!

RINGO: You little boys never had a chance!

RINGO: Tabuki, let's get away from these idiots and fall in love!

TABUKI: R-Ringo? What do you mean "fall in love"?

TABUKI: It's the {word I cannot understand} Regular Old Biology Teacher You Can Never Win Keiju Tabuki routeeeee!!!

KANBA: Fufufufu, that's just too bad, isn't it, Ringo?

KANBA: You can't get with Tabuki in this route.

SHOMA: Yeah! No matter how hard you try, you'll never get him to fall for you. His character doesn't have an ending.

RINGO: As if that's going to stop me!

KANBA: Anyway, Ringo, who are you going to pick?

SHOMA: Yeah, who'll it be? Me or bro? The game won't end until you pick!

KANBA: Come on come on, who is it?

RINGO: UWAAAHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME! Tabuki save me!